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I want my blog to become popular so that when you google my name you don't just see pictures of that stupid boxer and Pakistani people. I am not Pakistaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibut I do adore the food. My facebook is in German for some reason :S

I play soccer tonight, make du'a that I get a goal :D

Quick 2am Post

SALAM ALAIKUM WA RAMATULLAHI WA BARAKATU MY DEAR SISTERS IN ISLAM,

Let's talk about skin care girls! lol

I'm not giving in to Ange's request for skin care products cause I don't give in to no one, especially a man. I was watching some youtube videos about skin care and I wanted to share my jewels with vous.

So a long time ago a friend introduced me to Vichy and I fell in love. It's amazing, I love it, buy it. Alhamdullilah I've been blessed with nice skin. Maybe part of it is genes but I think another reason why I have nice skin is because I take good care of it. I am Vichy's b!tch.

I started off with just using the cleanser. A few weeks later I got onto the moisturizer which I LOOOOOVE. I have very dry skin and live in a cold country. Wudu also really drys out my skin so this intense moisturizer works amazingly for me. About 6 months ago I upgraded to this 3-1 toner, make up remover and cleansing milk Vichy product. Again, it's wonderful.

A friend of mine has bad skin and I got her on Vichy and she is loving it. Vichy is more expensive then a normal drug store skin product line but I think it's worth it. Recently, I bought the face wash and toner and this beautiful rose body wash. They smell soooo nice and work very well.

If you're serious about skin care and you're blessed to have some extra money, go try it out. If you have dry skin like me, believe me when I say Vichy is one of the best moisturizers out there. I've tried A LOT of moisturizers and none have worked as well as Vichy.

I even like saying the name, Vichy, Vichy, Vichy.

Hijabis and Talk Shows

Have you ever noticed that there are NEVER hijabis in a talk show audiences. BUT when there is one hijabi in a talk show audience, there are like 50 others? It's weird. I was watching Tyra once and there were like 20 hijabis all sitting there.

I've seen it on some other shows. Ananda Lewis, remember that show? Yea she had a bunch of hijabis in her audience once too. There was like a sea of colour. Do the producers like hunt down hijabis on the street when there's an episode about race or religion?

I want to go on the Wendy Williams show. My friend (hOlLa cEa) are gonna plan a trip to NYC and go on the show. This trip will probably never happen but it's fun to dream.

So I'm kinda sorry I've not been blogging. It just got soooo meh. Like all I really talk about is humorous (or at least funny to me) situations involving Muslim women. I see the other Muslim blogs and they're all disecting sunnah or quoting Qur'an or making crazy hijab styles or talking about important stuff and I'm all "OMGGGGGG I SAW A MUSLIM GIRL PUTTING HER PHONE IN HER HIJAB I DO THAT TO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

I feel like my blog really has no purpose and I honestly don't really want to put in the effort to maintain a blog with a purpose. So that's why I stopped. Anyway, if there's a huge demand for me to get back into blogging, then I'll try.

It's really cold here and it's snowing. Kisses.

So Okay Hi..

So it's been a while..but now I have a day off. I should be getting ready to go out cause I'm supposed to hang out with my friend at 2:00 and it's 1:30 but who cares..LET WE ROLL ON CARIBBEAN TIME YUH DUN KNOW..

So um..well nothing much has been going on. since BANK OF F-ING MONTREAL F-ED me over I'm not in school. So I'm just working. I might get a job at my mosque as a kindergarten teacher. This was shocking to me as I thought that you had to have a teaching degree to do so but I guess not. InshaAllah the programme will get a lot of kids and I'll get that job. I love the kids at my mosque and they know me. And I know a bunch of the women there. They all adore me because my skin is fair.

Do you ever get women in the mosque asking you if you wear hijab full time? I get that sometimes. Women are like "Do you cover all the time?" I say yes and their eyes open wide and they're stunned. Like..you can always tell when a woman in the mosque does not wear hijab. She just throws a scarf on. But my scarf is pinned properly and incredibly matched with my outfit. So I don't get it.

So please make du'a that the kindergarten program at my mosque gets a lot of registrants and that I get a job and that the kids love it and it helps the mosque grow...into a beautiful rose in a meadow of love and joy. Ameen.


Um what else..my old idiot boss got fired so now we have these two new bosses. The head boss used to work with us, she kinda seemed like she turned into a bitch but now she seems cool, and the asst. manager is kinda weird. She's this small Filipino lady who has an amazing ass, I'm sorry but it's true. No one really likes her but she always smiles at me. I get a lot of people saying that I'm cute. Not like physically but like, I guess I'm kind of spacey and really innocent looking so people think I'm cute. I think that's what's going on with her. Or maybe she's noticing that I can't stop looking at her butt and she's into me. Please pray that this woman does not have homosexual feelings for me. I DON'T SWING THAT WAY HONEY. Ameen.

Um what else what elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...My sister in law is pregnant, almost 7 months. So that's fun..I'm just going to pretend the baby is mine when I'm taking care of it which will probably be like 25% of its life. My brother and sis in law are huge baby sitter abusers. I hope they don't read this. They probably won't, my sister in law isn't Muslim. I'm pretty sure she thinks it's a country.

UMMMMMMMM WTF IS GOING ON WITH ALL THESE CRAZY SCARY MOVIES?!!?!?!?!

I wanna see Paranormal Activity. I might get to see it on the weekend, on Halloweeeeeeeeeeeenn.. OOOoooOOoooo. And I also want to see The 4th Kind. Aliens scare the kittens out of me. Like, I dunno if I can deal with it. I've been sleeping with a night light recently because of the previews for that movie. I'm pretty animated when I watch scary movies. I freak out like a haram police girl freaks out when she sees her cousin eye a necklace with a seahorse on it.

Ugh Elizabeth is back on the View. What a horrible ending to a decent post. Oh well. I hope everyone is having a wonderful Fall! And for those who don't have Fall right now, sucks to be you!

-Kisses and Hugs, Becky Sue, 2009

I'm Not Dead

I'm not dead, I just don't feel like blogging.. TA DAH!

Randomness

Hi I hope everyone had a good Eid. Mine was boring but did the job. Right now, I am looking after kids that aren't related to me. Ironic isn't it? My sister-in-law runs a daycare in her home and she's preggerz and kinda sore. So I'm being a good sister and helping her with the children. They're cute. We're watching some claymation thing with a dragon and a mouse talking about manners.

So when I'm in my house I usually wear a Spanish hijab style because I have this bad habit of knotting my hair. So I put it on so I can't touch my hair. So I was brushing my hair out for about 5 minutes. After that I did some stuff and then went to look in the mirror because I'm really hot and like to do that. I did a double take. I was like "Oh my goshhhhhhhh I look sooooooo good. Why do I look so good?" And I was serious. Something just made me look really good, and I didn't know what it was. Then I realised it was my combed hair. Because I wear hijab outside and cover my hair inside I never really see my hair, or brush it well. I was wow-ed because I hardly ever see myself with nicely combed hair. I thought that was pretty funny.

My sister-in-law's birthday is coming up. I have to buy a gift for her. My brother's birthday was in July and I still need to buy a gift for him. My niece and nephew's birthdays were in like May, still gotta buy gifts for them. And I also have to buy Eid gifts for my cousins. My niece and nephew are spoiled so I wanted to do a day activity with them. Any ideas? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm reading this great book called "The Book of Negroes". It's about this Muslim girl from West Africa who is kidnapped and taken as a slave to the States. It covers her whole life. It's an amazing book and they're going to make it into a movie. The author is Canadian too which makes him amazing since Canadians are the best because we have cool American accents but aren't American.

Oh I start soccer on Saturday! Indoor! Fall is officially here. I love Fall. I love the colours and how you get to layer your clothes. I love layering. I love the crispness of the air and Thanksgiving. stuffing is amazing.

Work is drama like usual but I won't get into that nonsense. If you guys aren't ready Ange's book you should, it's really good. I'd put a link to it but I'm too lazy. TIME TO GO BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Waiting for 50 times the points at Shoppers...

All the Canadian girls know what I'm talking abouttttttttttttttt.

I need some more Vichy moisturizer...waiting..waiting..waiting..

Sorry for leaving everyone else in the dark.

My Opinion on Young Children

So I read this blog called "Confessions of a Twenty Something Year Old". I'd make the link but my blog account is beign weird and won't let me do anything.

Anyway she's funny, ditzy and Asian. Well I don't know if she's Asian but she lives in China I think, so that's good enough for me. Oh and she's Canadian.

So if you're offended easily then don't read her blog because she talks about sex and posessed babies and all that other stuff that would make the shy Muslim girl who always says the long version of salam alaikum cry and smash her head into the wall. Anyway chick is funny. She often talks about her relationship/interaction with childrenn. She talks about how some children seem to be evil. I totally agree with her. Some children are freaking scary.

Since I'm Muslim I'm expected to want to have 405 kids within the first 2 years of marriage and I'm also expected towant to hold EVERY SINGLE BABY IN SIGHT. So women often give me their babies to hold, to help subdue my womb's enourmous craving for something to be inside it, taking my nutrients.

So little babies are okay. I can deal with that. They just lay on you. They don't say anything, they're just there. But toddlers are another story. I treat toddlers like adults usually. I don't do baby talk to them. I'd be offended if a 50 something talked to me some made up language and incorperated my generations slang words. So why should I baby talk the child?

Anyway one time at this Turkish picnic this Turkish chick called this Turkish kid who was probably like 3 or 4 a sailor. The kid got mad but I'm sorry but he had it coming. He was dressed in white and blue nautical style clothing. Wtf else are we supposed to say? And then his name in Turkish meant like "ocean" or "water" or something so the nickname fit even more.

Anyway 2 weeks later I saw the kid at this dinner and I was like "Aw look the sailor". The kid heard me and yo he was trying to get to me to hit me. Luckily there was 2 people in his way because if he hit me I WOULD'VE ARAB STYLED BEAT HIM TO THE GROUND WITH ANY OBJECT WITHIN A ONE FOOT RADIUS OF ME. He had this evil, mean look on his face. Like he wanted me to die. Then he shot at me with his toy gun. I said "Are you serious?". Then he ran away.

Like wtf? You look like a sailor. So get over it. The kid wasn't even cute enough to pull of the mischevios behavior.

Another time this kid wanted this candy I had. I said no and the girl kept asking. I kept saying no because well..it's mine. Not hers. She flipped out and started crying. Her mom had to give her candy to make her shut up. Are you serious? If i did that when I was a kid my mother would've killed me. My kids are going to obey every thing I say. I already have the "you better stop that or you're dead" look. I inherited from my mommy. But again this girl wasn't cute enough to pull off such behavior. If she was really cute and I liked her I would've given it to her. Even if she was just a nice kid, she could've got it. Lol I ended up giving the candy to this adorable and nice little boy. The girl saw it and now she hates me but I don't care. She will not be attractive when she grows up and it seems like she will not be a nice person.


So in conclusion, I hate children who are not related to me unless they are adorable and nice.